#attic @ OFTC stats by Pallas

#attic @ OFTC stats by Pallas

Statistics generated on Wednesday 21 January 2026 - 2:50:27
During this 3635-day reporting period, a total of 1702 different nicks were represented on #attic.

Most active times

3.8%	1.4%	0.8%	0.6%	0.6%	0.5%	0.7%	1.5%	2.5%	3.3%	4.2%	5.0%	4.8%	4.5%	5.3%	5.7%	5.9%	5.4%	5.9%	6.1%	7.0%	8.7%	9.1%	6.4%
0	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	19	20	21	22	23

= 0-5

= 6-11

= 12-17

= 18-23

Most active nicks

	Nick	Number of lines	When?	Last seen	Random quote
1	dcf	25412		5 days ago	"tbh the thing it was meant to deal with in 2014 has now passed"
2	dal	23522		117 days ago	"ahoy, uqattic.net's certificate expired yesterday :)"
3	reubot	23334		27 days ago	"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9n-2RxMfa4"
4	io	22657		yesterday	"the mesh isn't a fabric in mine, but rather a grid of plastic"
5	michaels	17813		2343 days ago	"Yeah I don't like the things in my ears"
6	Tig	16595		506 days ago	"wew flying back to Brisbane tonight"
7	SkimbleShanks	16072		1971 days ago	"some of us managed to get chickenpox twice"
8	mon	16047		217 days ago	"and people lamenting my apparent demise"
9	SomeFReaK	15374		yesterday	"whats the old line, a grinder makes me the welder i aint..."
10	xae	13779		1755 days ago	"you can request wiener training and support"
11	ned	10167		2194 days ago	"it's now in the Global Change Institute (bldg 20) at uq"
12	wes	9198		1881 days ago	"To paraphrase Geordi La Forge: I couldn't see s***, captain"
13	csa	7547		2226 days ago	"drive sounds like such a pain to maintain"
14	oohal	7507		2923 days ago	"more like social communism"
15	DrJoel	6605		919 days ago	"Does dell have discounts for UQ staff does anyone know?"
16	jea	5874		640 days ago	"its a while since I used fail2ban"
17	acl	5688		3028 days ago	"I thought I had another 6 credits to do"
18	ndu	5350		2918 days ago	"mon: I'll try out mpv,thanks for the suggestions :)"
19	rach	4478		2171 days ago	"yeah that's true for GH. Unfortunately"
20	arekinath	4295		11 days ago	"you just get a new birth cert"
21	mgtlake	3966		2897 days ago	"woohoo passed summer of code! :)"
22	dotequals\|heron	3426		4 days ago	"Now I wonder whether there was a predecessor to #attic."
23	trm	3334		2055 days ago	"Everyone who didn't graduate is still in the committee"
24	dlg	3279		13 days ago	"where X is the fd number i know it will have"
25	imz	3043		2944 days ago	"but as a wise man once said"
26	berg	2686		408 days ago	"dman, that is a fair wack, but not $40 AUD"
27	moch	2628		38 days ago	"https://www.greataustralianparty.com.au/crimes-against-humanity"
28	m16_sp	2414		1363 days ago	"Like does it display the write score?"
29	jrgold	2276		2812 days ago	"I think nutmeg, cinnamon and cloves are the main ones"
30	wisebaldone	2235		2096 days ago	"about to head out for luunch"
31	jgat	1988		1949 days ago	"hm might do that on my work desktop when i'm back in sydney"
32	vys	1705		3048 days ago	"csa: I did pacman AI for my thesis"
33	milk	1612		2092 days ago	"or write a script to pm me on irc"
34	day	1507		351 days ago	"purple in the right increments"
35	pem	1388		2343 days ago	"i think we need to see other channws"
36	cc	1327		39 days ago	"they're hardcore reviews on bits"
37	JuanC	1306		918 days ago	"SunOS aurora 5.11 omnios-6de5e81 i86pc i386 i86pc"
38	Jaguarundi	1192		2981 days ago	"theres like majan bars like poker"
39	Ramona	1114		1335 days ago	"i feel like ive been half lurking for 3 years"
40	mje	1046		2138 days ago	"why is c not wearing a shirt"

These didn't make it to the top:

JSutton (825)	lsenjov (743)	Dewi (711)	Tacs (563)	dwhy (524)
jas (466)	feeed (449)	kristy (335)	dwfreed (324)	declan (277)
sb (272)	weirdo (259)	lmf (251)	lewisjb (236)	alexjago (226)
veri (199)	vaktare (192)	mkrome (190)	backpunch (188)	emerger (183)
AndyG (181)	ndu_ (175)	cuvy (172)	tone (166)	mcoot (155)
enchilado (154)	eyeoh (151)	apsa (145)	am (142)	Rey (142)
mcfisty (128)	heyylol (123)	malcolmi (114)	the_great_wbo (114)	paulhaley (111)
tgrkzus (106)	Lilac (101)	aidan (95)	fishmonger (95)	cms (93)

By the way, there were 1622 other nicks.

Big numbers

sb is asking a lot of questions. 22.4% lines contained a question!
DrJoel asked a few as well. 21.4% of his/her lines were questions.

The loudest one was weirdo, who yelled 14.7% of the time!
Another old yeller was feeed, who shouted 12.7% of the time!

It seems that AndyG's shift-key is hanging: 11.0% of the time he/she wrote UPPERCASE.
For example, like this:
<AndyG> NYANFISH
xae just forgot to deactivate his/her Caps-Lock. He/She wrote UPPERCASE 5.0% of the time.

ndu is a very aggressive person. He/She attacked others 6 times.
For example, like this:
* ndu glare ndu
dal can't control his/her aggressions, either. He/She picked on others 2 times.

Poor dal, nobody likes him/her. He/She was attacked 2 times.
For example, like this:
* TRManderson glare at dal
at seems to be unliked too. He/She got beaten 2 times.

feeed brings happiness to the world. 14.7% lines contained smiling faces. :)
SomeFReaK isn't a sad person either, smiling 10.3% of the time.

SomeFReaK seems to be sad at the moment: 5.0% lines contained sad faces. :(
wes is also a sad person, crying 3.7% of the time.

cuvy wrote the longest lines, averaging 95.6 letters per line.
#attic average was 42.0 letters per line.

backpunch wrote the shortest lines, averaging 15.9 characters per line.
emerger was tight-lipped, too, averaging 23.3 characters.

io spoke a total of 236833 words!
io's faithful follower, dcf, didn't speak so much: 202790 words.

Anton_ wrote an average of 45.00 words per line.
Channel average was 7.68 words per line.

Most used words

	Word	Number of Uses	Last Used by
1	think	8302	io
2	about	7660	SomeFReaK
3	there	7474	io
4	would	5487	io
5	really	5030	io
6	though	4778	io
7	still	4123	io
8	should	3897	SomeFReaK
9	going	3878	io
10	which	3861	SomeFReaK

Most referenced nicks

	Nick	Number of Uses	Last Used by
1	as	8266	io
2	dal	3217	SomeFReaK
3	ok	2712	ona_
4	mon	2585	dotequals\|heron
5	nice	2530	SomeFReaK

Most referenced URLs

	URL	Number of Uses	Last Used by
1	https://williampitcock.com/	41	sistematico
2	https://bryanostergaard.com/	37	sistematico
3	https://MattSTrout.com/	34	sistematico
4	https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Freenodegate	16	sistematico
5	https://uqattic.net/	11	io

Other interesting numbers

KindOne_ wasn't very popular, getting kicked 9 times!
For example, like this:
*** KindOne_ was kicked by Pallas (Your IP has failed an IP reputation check. For more info, find your IP on this list: b.barracudacentral.org)
wicope seemed to be hated too: 9 kicks were received.

Pallas is either insane or just a fair op, kicking a total of 749 people!
Pallas's faithful follower, Oncilla, kicked about 48 people.

dal always lets us know what he/she's doing: 892 actions!
For example, like this:
* dal tumbles gently past
Also, SkimbleShanks tells us what's up with 522 actions.

io talks to him/herself a lot. He/She wrote over 5 lines in a row 839 times!
Another lonely one was michaels, who managed to hit 269 times.

DrJoel couldn't decide whether to stay or go. 1673 joins during this reporting period!

neddd has quite a potty mouth. 2.9% words were foul language.
Bob__ also makes sailors blush, 2.3% of the time.

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