#attic @ OFTC stats by Pallas

#attic @ OFTC stats by Pallas

Statistics generated on Monday 16 February 2026 - 22:50:25
During this 3655-day reporting period, a total of 1702 different nicks were represented on #attic.

Most active times

3.8%	1.4%	0.8%	0.6%	0.6%	0.5%	0.7%	1.5%	2.5%	3.3%	4.2%	5.0%	4.8%	4.5%	5.3%	5.7%	5.9%	5.4%	5.9%	6.1%	7.0%	8.7%	9.1%	6.4%
0	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	19	20	21	22	23

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= 6-11

= 12-17

= 18-23

Most active nicks

	Nick	Number of lines	When?	Last seen	Random quote
1	dcf	25412		17 days ago	"tbh the thing it was meant to deal with in 2014 has now passed"
2	dal	23522		137 days ago	"I hear hobart is cold this time of year"
3	reubot	23334		17 days ago	"I woudn't put it past Schrinner to Scaremonger"
4	io	22713		today	"search the files for "pizza""
5	michaels	17813		2363 days ago	"havn't done anything since July last year"
6	Tig	16595		526 days ago	"rent is ridic but other than that"
7	SkimbleShanks	16072		1991 days ago	"SomeFReaK: io: Thanks, I'll give it a go"
8	mon	16047		237 days ago	"There are lots of customers and not enough hardware producers"
9	SomeFReaK	15408		today	"yeah, physical signatures are terrible security by themselves"
10	xae	13779		1775 days ago	"SomeFReaK: what fridge did you get?"
11	ned	10167		2214 days ago	"... t r u e f a c t ..."
12	wes	9198		1901 days ago	"It's only four thousand dollary doos"
13	csa	7547		2246 days ago	"exam was great today joel :)"
14	oohal	7507		2943 days ago	"and your team mates are in a different time zone"
15	DrJoel	6605		939 days ago	"apostrophes also follow symbols"
16	jea	5874		660 days ago	"how can someone view google passwords? that seems a bit unusual"
17	acl	5688		3048 days ago	"A little less drama would be welcome"
18	ndu	5350		2938 days ago	"that's debatable, but what's certain is that they're wise"
19	rach	4478		2191 days ago	"ty arekinath. It was a beautiful yet confusing feature"
20	arekinath	4301		today	"cute! that's a nice name, means sweetness right?"
21	mgtlake	3966		2917 days ago	"apparently it's better for the blind though, which is nice"
22	dotequals\|heron	3438		6 days ago	"What is happening to me today?"
23	trm	3334		2075 days ago	"setting up a server via ssh via citrix"
24	dlg	3279		18 days ago	"wg has plenty of rope to shoot yourself in the foot with"
25	imz	3043		2964 days ago	"no-one thinks unions are cool any more"
26	berg	2686		428 days ago	"still moving the cube around more than I need too"
27	moch	2631		7 days ago	"pretty sure the college file search thing was called donut"
28	m16_sp	2414		1383 days ago	"where should i pack it tho"
29	jrgold	2276		2832 days ago	"wow, that UC Berkeley news is too bad :("
30	wisebaldone	2235		2116 days ago	"but let us go month-to-month without any "upfront costs""
31	jgat	1988		1969 days ago	"my code works, how good is that"
32	vys	1705		3068 days ago	"I bought my first deathadder 2008/2009"
33	milk	1612		2112 days ago	"or write a script to pm me on irc"
34	day	1507		371 days ago	"she's definitely having a bad october 3rd"
35	pem	1388		2363 days ago	"sure, i just wanted to offer"
36	cc	1327		59 days ago	"forgot i'd need windows and a keyboard which inflate price =["
37	JuanC	1306		938 days ago	"woops, my bad, sorry kristy"
38	Jaguarundi	1192		3001 days ago	"you should always have attichelp haha"
39	Ramona	1114		1355 days ago	"does anyone know anything of laravel?"
40	mje	1046		2158 days ago	"why is c not wearing a shirt"

These didn't make it to the top:

JSutton (825)	lsenjov (743)	Dewi (711)	Tacs (563)	dwhy (524)
jas (466)	feeed (449)	kristy (335)	dwfreed (324)	declan (277)
sb (272)	weirdo (259)	lmf (251)	lewisjb (236)	alexjago (226)
veri (199)	vaktare (192)	mkrome (190)	backpunch (188)	emerger (183)
AndyG (181)	ndu_ (175)	cuvy (172)	tone (166)	mcoot (155)
enchilado (154)	eyeoh (151)	apsa (145)	am (142)	Rey (142)
mcfisty (128)	heyylol (123)	malcolmi (114)	the_great_wbo (114)	paulhaley (111)
tgrkzus (106)	Lilac (101)	aidan (95)	fishmonger (95)	cms (93)

By the way, there were 1622 other nicks.

Big numbers

sb is asking a lot of questions. 22.4% lines contained a question!
DrJoel asked a few as well. 21.4% of his/her lines were questions.

The loudest one was weirdo, who yelled 14.7% of the time!
Another old yeller was feeed, who shouted 12.7% of the time!

It seems that AndyG's shift-key is hanging: 11.0% of the time he/she wrote UPPERCASE.
For example, like this:
<AndyG> I SAID A UQ TURKEY, CLEARLY A SCRUB TURKEY
xae just forgot to deactivate his/her Caps-Lock. He/She wrote UPPERCASE 5.0% of the time.

ndu is a very aggressive person. He/She attacked others 6 times.
For example, like this:
* ndu glare ndu
dal can't control his/her aggressions, either. He/She picked on others 2 times.

Poor dal, nobody likes him/her. He/She was attacked 2 times.
For example, like this:
* TRManderson glare at dal
at seems to be unliked too. He/She got beaten 2 times.

feeed brings happiness to the world. 14.7% lines contained smiling faces. :)
SomeFReaK isn't a sad person either, smiling 10.4% of the time.

SomeFReaK seems to be sad at the moment: 5.0% lines contained sad faces. :(
wes is also a sad person, crying 3.7% of the time.

cuvy wrote the longest lines, averaging 95.6 letters per line.
#attic average was 42.0 letters per line.

backpunch wrote the shortest lines, averaging 15.9 characters per line.
emerger was tight-lipped, too, averaging 23.3 characters.

io spoke a total of 237550 words!
io's faithful follower, dcf, didn't speak so much: 202790 words.

Anton_ wrote an average of 45.00 words per line.
Channel average was 7.68 words per line.

Most used words

	Word	Number of Uses	Last Used by
1	think	8306	dotequals\|heron
2	about	7666	io
3	there	7476	SomeFReaK
4	would	5492	io
5	really	5032	SomeFReaK
6	though	4779	io
7	still	4124	dotequals\|heron
8	should	3901	io
9	going	3881	io
10	which	3861	SomeFReaK

Most referenced nicks

	Nick	Number of Uses	Last Used by
1	as	8268	io
2	dal	3217	SomeFReaK
3	ok	2713	SomeFReaK
4	mon	2585	dotequals\|heron
5	nice	2531	SomeFReaK

Most referenced URLs

	URL	Number of Uses	Last Used by
1	https://williampitcock.com/	41	sistematico
2	https://bryanostergaard.com/	37	sistematico
3	https://MattSTrout.com/	34	sistematico
4	https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Freenodegate	16	sistematico
5	https://uqattic.net/	11	io

Other interesting numbers

KindOne_ wasn't very popular, getting kicked 9 times!
For example, like this:
*** KindOne_ was kicked by Pallas (Your IP has failed an IP reputation check. For more info, find your IP on this list: b.barracudacentral.org)
wicope seemed to be hated too: 9 kicks were received.

Pallas is either insane or just a fair op, kicking a total of 749 people!
Pallas's faithful follower, Oncilla, kicked about 48 people.

dal always lets us know what he/she's doing: 892 actions!
For example, like this:
* dal looks at finished product
Also, SkimbleShanks tells us what's up with 522 actions.

io talks to him/herself a lot. He/She wrote over 5 lines in a row 841 times!
Another lonely one was michaels, who managed to hit 269 times.

DrJoel couldn't decide whether to stay or go. 1673 joins during this reporting period!

neddd has quite a potty mouth. 2.9% words were foul language.
Bob__ also makes sailors blush, 2.3% of the time.

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