#attic @ OFTC stats by Pallas

#attic @ OFTC stats by Pallas

Statistics generated on Monday 2 March 2026 - 12:50:26
During this 3667-day reporting period, a total of 1702 different nicks were represented on #attic.

Most active times

3.9%	1.4%	0.8%	0.6%	0.6%	0.5%	0.7%	1.5%	2.5%	3.3%	4.2%	5.0%	4.8%	4.5%	5.3%	5.7%	5.9%	5.4%	5.9%	6.1%	7.1%	8.7%	9.1%	6.4%
0	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	19	20	21	22	23

= 0-5

= 6-11

= 12-17

= 18-23

Most active nicks

	Nick	Number of lines	When?	Last seen	Random quote
1	dcf	25412		29 days ago	"that's poor form but has become pretty common"
2	dal	23522		149 days ago	"auckland for a fortnight, then live in brisbane indefinitely"
3	reubot	23334		29 days ago	"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMJRNFTQJ6o south bank"
4	io	22730		yesterday	"https://www.theregister.com/2026/02/25/bcachefs_creator_ai/"
5	michaels	17813		2375 days ago	"but they got really sweaty"
6	Tig	16595		538 days ago	"I lied I'm having an apple"
7	SkimbleShanks	16072		2003 days ago	"I can install it just wasn't able to make a connection"
8	mon	16047		249 days ago	"I honestly don't know what you expect"
9	SomeFReaK	15418		yesterday	"whoa! all these new releases, just :O"
10	xae	13779		1787 days ago	"apparently "grid security infrastructure""
11	ned	10167		2226 days ago	"i dont know him, is he a dick?"
12	wes	9198		1913 days ago	"It's only four thousand dollary doos"
13	csa	7547		2258 days ago	"building a binary tree given an array?"
14	oohal	7507		2955 days ago	"why do you hate capitalism dal?"
15	DrJoel	6605		951 days ago	"and their thatched roofed cottages!"
16	jea	5874		672 days ago	"hopefully it will be fine on ubuntu"
17	acl	5688		3060 days ago	"How I'll graduate is weird"
18	ndu	5350		2950 days ago	"oops. Was copying and pasting"
19	rach	4478		2203 days ago	"roads are scary* (the sydney part is not that relevant)"
20	arekinath	4301		today	"spud is looking pretty cooked"
21	mgtlake	3966		2929 days ago	"you can always take it off"
22	dotequals\|heron	3439		5 days ago	"<person1> kfuckf my lirkfe"
23	trm	3334		2087 days ago	"Apparently my IRC session was closed at some stage :/"
24	dlg	3279		30 days ago	"some say PI, some say scout"
25	imz	3043		2976 days ago	"but as a wise man once said"
26	berg	2686		440 days ago	"That's a pretty handy spreadsheet though"
27	moch	2631		19 days ago	"ornamental high voltage bus bars"
28	m16_sp	2414		1395 days ago	"Ohh but i already call LoloApp"
29	jrgold	2276		2844 days ago	"Tig: type conversions in arithmetic"
30	wisebaldone	2235		2128 days ago	"NBN dropping out all the time"
31	jgat	1988		1981 days ago	"reubot: yep. never been held by the labor party since federation"
32	vys	1705		3080 days ago	"just means it was memorable ;)"
33	milk	1612		2124 days ago	"aparently I am too tired to drink coffee"
34	day	1507		383 days ago	"i imagine antarctica is generally quite cool"
35	pem	1388		2375 days ago	"you can disable joins/parts"
36	cc	1327		71 days ago	"might check out the latest cheap whirlpool thing"
37	JuanC	1306		950 days ago	" scan: resilver in progress since Mon Jul 1 21:16:27 2019"
38	Jaguarundi	1192		3013 days ago	"worst that can happen from not enough exercise"
39	Ramona	1114		1367 days ago	"now you can see days worth of convo without scrolling at all"
40	mje	1046		2170 days ago	"yeah i dont know why they dont just drop that subject"

These didn't make it to the top:

JSutton (825)	lsenjov (743)	Dewi (711)	Tacs (563)	dwhy (524)
jas (466)	feeed (449)	kristy (335)	dwfreed (324)	declan (277)
sb (272)	weirdo (259)	lmf (251)	lewisjb (236)	alexjago (226)
veri (199)	vaktare (192)	mkrome (190)	backpunch (188)	emerger (183)
AndyG (181)	ndu_ (175)	cuvy (172)	tone (166)	mcoot (155)
enchilado (154)	eyeoh (151)	apsa (145)	am (142)	Rey (142)
mcfisty (128)	heyylol (123)	malcolmi (114)	the_great_wbo (114)	paulhaley (111)
tgrkzus (106)	Lilac (101)	aidan (95)	fishmonger (95)	cms (93)

By the way, there were 1622 other nicks.

Big numbers

sb is asking a lot of questions. 22.4% lines contained a question!
DrJoel asked a few as well. 21.4% of his/her lines were questions.

The loudest one was weirdo, who yelled 14.7% of the time!
Another old yeller was feeed, who shouted 12.7% of the time!

It seems that AndyG's shift-key is hanging: 11.0% of the time he/she wrote UPPERCASE.
For example, like this:
<AndyG> I SAID A UQ TURKEY, CLEARLY A SCRUB TURKEY
xae just forgot to deactivate his/her Caps-Lock. He/She wrote UPPERCASE 5.0% of the time.

ndu is a very aggressive person. He/She attacked others 6 times.
For example, like this:
* ndu glare Jaguarundi
dal can't control his/her aggressions, either. He/She picked on others 2 times.

Poor dal, nobody likes him/her. He/She was attacked 2 times.
For example, like this:
* TRManderson glare at dal
at seems to be unliked too. He/She got beaten 2 times.

feeed brings happiness to the world. 14.7% lines contained smiling faces. :)
SomeFReaK isn't a sad person either, smiling 10.4% of the time.

SomeFReaK seems to be sad at the moment: 5.0% lines contained sad faces. :(
wes is also a sad person, crying 3.7% of the time.

cuvy wrote the longest lines, averaging 95.6 letters per line.
#attic average was 42.0 letters per line.

backpunch wrote the shortest lines, averaging 15.9 characters per line.
emerger was tight-lipped, too, averaging 23.3 characters.

io spoke a total of 237721 words!
io's faithful follower, dcf, didn't speak so much: 202790 words.

Anton_ wrote an average of 45.00 words per line.
Channel average was 7.68 words per line.

Most used words

	Word	Number of Uses	Last Used by
1	think	8307	SomeFReaK
2	about	7668	SomeFReaK
3	there	7476	SomeFReaK
4	would	5492	io
5	really	5033	SomeFReaK
6	though	4779	io
7	still	4124	dotequals\|heron
8	should	3901	io
9	going	3882	SomeFReaK
10	which	3861	SomeFReaK

Most referenced nicks

	Nick	Number of Uses	Last Used by
1	as	8270	SomeFReaK
2	dal	3217	SomeFReaK
3	ok	2713	SomeFReaK
4	mon	2585	dotequals\|heron
5	nice	2531	SomeFReaK

Most referenced URLs

	URL	Number of Uses	Last Used by
1	https://williampitcock.com/	41	sistematico
2	https://bryanostergaard.com/	37	sistematico
3	https://MattSTrout.com/	34	sistematico
4	https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Freenodegate	16	sistematico
5	https://uqattic.net/	11	io

Other interesting numbers

KindOne_ wasn't very popular, getting kicked 9 times!
For example, like this:
*** KindOne_ was kicked by Pallas (Your IP has failed an IP reputation check. For more info, find your IP on this list: b.barracudacentral.org)
wicope seemed to be hated too: 9 kicks were received.

Pallas is either insane or just a fair op, kicking a total of 749 people!
Pallas's faithful follower, Oncilla, kicked about 48 people.

dal always lets us know what he/she's doing: 892 actions!
For example, like this:
* dal tumbles gently past
Also, SkimbleShanks tells us what's up with 522 actions.

io talks to him/herself a lot. He/She wrote over 5 lines in a row 842 times!
Another lonely one was michaels, who managed to hit 269 times.

DrJoel couldn't decide whether to stay or go. 1673 joins during this reporting period!

neddd has quite a potty mouth. 2.9% words were foul language.
Bob__ also makes sailors blush, 2.3% of the time.

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